Christmas Dwarf
Goodies for you, your family, and passing festive hobos.
1 December, 2006
Goodwill to all. Unless you're Rimmer, in which case the last of your goodwill probably ran out the year you had to bash in the skull of your pet lemming.
For the rest of us, though, joy abounds, with Red Dwarf having one of its most interesting and diverse festive seasons on record.
First of all, it's that awesome alternative to the Queen's speech and a kip on the sofa - Red Dwarf: Beat the Geek. The interactive quiz stars Norman Lovett and Hattie Hayridge, features brand-new footage and classic clips. Oh, and questions tougher than turkey leftovers.
The DVD is also available from Virgin Megastores with a free poster, or from play.com as a gift set with a Duane Dibbley headknocker!
Buy in the UK
Buy in the UK - with exclusive Duane Dibbley headknocker!
Buy in Australia
The Red Dwarf 2007 Calendar is also now in stores. Following a printing delay that had us planning to change '2007 to '2008' in marker pen, Red Dwarf Goes to Hollywood presents some of the coolest-looking Dwarf images ever - for an entire year!
Back in the world of stocking-filling DVDs, Red Dwarf Series I to VIII are all out now with stacks of bonus material - commentaries, documentaries, deleted scenes, outtakes and so much more it makes us feel dizzy.
Buy in the UK
Buy in the USA
Buy in Canada
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Buy in New Zealand
But hey, maybe bonus material ain't your thing. You'd be weird, but okay - why not try Just the Shows Vol. 1 and Vol. 2. Every episode of every series packaged with 0% fat.
Buy in the UK
Buy in Australia
Buy in New Zealand
If you are - or know - a youngster with squinty eyes, though, you might be more interested in Red Dwarf - The Smeg Ups for PlayStation Portable.
Now, let's get a little more interactive. The Mr Flibble Glove Puppet must surely be riding high on your list. He's built exactly to match the original penguin of terror, but comes with his hex-vision gland removed. Which must surely be a relief.
And if you already have yourself a furry penguin, there's also the funky Headknockers - Kryten, Lister and The Inquisitor. Beautifully detailed and hand-painted, their oversized bonces are at once hilarious and slightly disturbing...
Buy Lister in the UK
Buy Kryten in the UK
Buy The Inquisitor in the UK
Short of a Kristine Kochanski fitness video, could you possibly want more this Christmas?
You can check out the full range of Red Dwarf merchandise in your country by clicking here.
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