What About The Insult?
Which episodes featured the following bon mots?
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1. "Stop your foul whining, you filthy piece of distended rectum!"
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Me2
Confidence & Paranoia
Thanks for the Memory
Stasis Leak
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2. "Rimmer, you've got a longer yellow streak than a stampede of diarrhoetic camels."
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Rimmerworld
Psirens
Legion
Gunmen of the Apocalypse
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3. "You pregnant baboon-bellied space beatnik!"
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Waiting for God
Future Echoes
Bodyswap
Kryten
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4. "You are the most obnoxious, trumped up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!"
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Camille
Polymorph
White Hole
The Last Day
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I've Started, So I'll Finish
Simply complete the line!
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5. "An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial..."
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"... Johnny Jet Pants"
"... Robbie Rocket Pants"
"... Freddy Flying Pants"
"... Terry Thunder Pants"
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6. "Mickey Mouse? We ain't even..."
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"... Donald Duck"
"... Bugs Bunny"
"... Betty Boop"
"... Wilma Flintstone"
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7. "So, if you'll forgive the confrontational imperative, go for your guns, you..."
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"... scum-sucking molluscs"
"... yellow-bellied rattlesnakes"
"... grass-bellied varmints"
"... lead-footed bottom-feeders"
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8. "Mi esperas ke kiam ve venos la vetero estas..."
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"... milda"
"... hotelo"
"... kuiristo"
"... kokidajon"
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Reference Jokes
Who are the real-life pop cultural figures being referred to in the following lines?
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9. "It's better to have loved and lost, than to listen to an album by _______"
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Simply Red
Bucks Fizz
Olivia Newton-John
Black Lace
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10. "Only last month we came across a moon which was shaped exactly like __________'s bottom."
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Barbara Windsor
Felicity Kendal
Suzi Quatro
Carol Vorderman
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11. "Why don't you listen to something classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or ________"
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Meat Loaf
Megadeth
Madness
Motorhead
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12. "I think you're going to like it, it's a perpetually looped tape of _________'s Tango Treats"
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Reggie Dixon
Glenn Miller
James Last
Pat Boone
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Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Which characters spoke the following lines?
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13. "You want to watch me do the double slit test, and experience the probabilistic nature of quantum mechanics?"
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Harmony de Gauttier
Hildegarde Lanstrom
Irene Edgington
Natalina Pushkin
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14. "We're in search of lemons in general."
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Rimmer
Lister
Cat
Kryten
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15. "So, and this probably sounds like a stupid question, you don't really have much interest in horse riding or ballet?"
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Kochanski
Harrison
Brown
McGruder
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16. "And we've been fighting this idiotic, futile war ever since."
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Abraham Lincoln
Albert Einstein
Stan Laurel
Pythagoras
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Pot Luck
Four random teasers to round things off...
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17. In which of these series is Lister not the first character to speak?
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Series III
Series IV
Series V
Series VI
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18. What is Robert Llewellyn's first line of dialogue as Kryten?
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"Blue Midget is loaded"
"But sir, I'm just not ready"
"Just thought I'd give your quarters a quick tickle around, sir"
"Breakfast is served, sir"
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19. Which of the following lines of dialogue from The End does not reappear in M-Corp?
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"Lister, stop singing"
"Yes, sir, Rimmer"
"I'm only humming"
"Don't make any stupid sounds with your cheeks"
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20. According to Balance of Power, how many words did Lister and Kochanski share before the accident?
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149 words
173 words
264 words
378 words
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