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Rimmer's Mind - Expect Sickness
1. Which of these is NOT a gravestone on Rimmer's psi-moon?
Hope Sex Appeal Charm Honour
2. How do we know the leader of Rimmerworld is barbaric?
He has white wine with his cold human ashes He has outlawed bravery His handmaidens are clones of himself He wears an H despite not being a hologram
3. Who created the holovirus that drove Rimmer mad?
Dr Hildegard Lanstrom Professor Mamet Mr Flibble Legion
4. Rimmer has his Risk games committed to memory. What happened in the titanic battle against Caldicott after his opponent threw a 3 and a 2?
Rimmer threw a 5 and a 1 Rimmer threw a 4 and a 3 Rimmer threw a 6 and a 3 Rimmer shoved the dice up Caldicott's nose
My Bestest Ever Pal
5. What about Rimmer's pet lemming caused him to cry?
It ruined his helicopter wallpaper It wouldn't jump off its little wall It was found dead in his jeep It wouldn't eat Rimmer's cooking
6. Fresh from Deep Sleep, who did Lister think Rimmer was?
His boss His arch enemy His boyfriend His best mate
7. How did Kochanski pronounce 'Rimmer'?
To rhyme with 'veneer' To rhyme with 'scum' Without the R's at the front and back To make it sound like a lavatory disinfectant
8. What was Rimmer's nickname at school?
Ace Ace-hole Bonehead Arnie No-Mates
Up The Ziggurat
9. Which items are not permitted in an astro-navigation exam?
Protractor and hole reinforcers Marker pens and pale thighs Learning drugs and Holly watches Modems and speaking slide rules
10. What was the acronym Rimmer gave to his plan for career advancement?
S.C.R.O.U.N.G.E. G.R.O.P.E. F.O.N.D.L.E. F.I.D.D.L.E
11. What did Rimmer write 400 times on his exam paper?
Smoke me a kipper I am a fish I'm gonna eat you little fishie Hollister's a gimp
12. How did Rimmer attempt to ruin Lister's exam?
By fixing the results By attacking him with hex-vision By tying his dreadlocks to the bed By appearing in Kochanski's body
Smoke Me A Kipper
13. Ace's lunch on Mellie featured which popular topping?
Maple syrup Brown ketchup Hummous Taramosolata
14. Which limb did Ace break when landing to rescue Starbug and its crew?
Left leg Right leg Left arm Right arm
15. Ace believes that Duane Dibbley is so geeky that?
He couldn't even get into a science fiction convention He could open beer bottles with his overbite He is the Duke of Dork He couldn't even be a website co-ordinator
16. In which dimension did the original Ace Rimmer die at the business end of a neutron tank?
Dimension 182 Dimension 169 Dimension 181 Dimension 165
Space Corps Directives
17. Which directive involves a live chicken and a rabbi?
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18. What is Space Corps Directive 1742?
Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon No member of the Corps should report to work in a ginger toupee No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial
19. Which directive insists that all nations attending a conference are allocated only one parking space?
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20. What is Article 497?
Back-up computers must be replaced if the crew is endangered All food consumed by crew members must be paid for Work performed by a doppelganger in an alternate reality cannot be counted as overtime A damning exposé of the dental floss industry