Space Corps Database

Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.

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Medical

Programmable Virus

A scientific breakthrough, allowing a virus to be created to suit the demands of the user. Rimmer and Lister used one to save them the effort of peeling potatoes - sadly it didn't stop at eating the skins, and pretty soon the guys were missing their hair, their clothes, and their dignity.

Suggested treatment: A thorough disinfectant shower. Preferably before you encounter any superior officers.