Space Corps Database

Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.

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BEGGs

I was delighted for Mr Lister when he found the opportunity to make new friends in the form of the disgusting, permanently inebriated, Biologically Engineered Garbage Gobblers. He was rather less enamoured with them after losing Starbug to them in a game of poker - but cheered up after losing Mr Rimmer to them in a second game of poker.

Our attempts to settle the debt by trading the fabled Spoon of Destiny (actually just one of Mr Lister's old curry spoons in a guitar case) failed, but the BEGGs met their end shortly afterwards when they all simultaneously choked on the individual pieces of wire they'd been munching. Any suggestion that this event was the coincidental result of the curious quantum entanglement myself and Mr Cat were experiencing at the time has been dismissed for the continued sake of my guilt chip.