Not so long ago, there was a topic on here called "who would you rather nob?" -by Seb This is the politically correct version, so that even us girls can join in... So how about, who would you rather go on a date with? (or whom, Keir) Out of all the Red Dwarf characters, who would you like to go on a date with? Lister, Rimmer, Konchanski, Caroline Carmen... I'd say Lister. I'm sure going on a date with Lister would be fun, you could get drunk together then go for a curry. Then Lister is also open minded, and funny. Two of the characteristics I look for in a date.