So... I decided to contact a much missed member of the forum none other than - sgtsmiley!! I discussed whether or not he would ever consider returning to the Red Dwarf site and whom bullied @BigOleDummy off the site. Below is his poetic response: “because i sont [don’t] wish to talk to snakes i heard enough of earrh. Your lawmen killed me again gethsame again ans again so the end ia nigh im aending earth to the black holes enjoy eartj while im here....” So, there you go.